Talk:Knock First

BEFORE YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR ROOM AND WHY YOU SHOULD BE ON THE SHOW...

Please, gentle reader, consider the following:

This website is not related to the makers of the TV show "Knock First." This website is an encyclopedia, like the ones you have consulted for a school report. This webpage exists only for informative purposes; posting here about your woeful bedroom will do nothing to enhance your chances of appearing on "Knock First."

If you have further interests regarding this website, I suggest you read this webpage. ✈ James C. 02:26, 2004 Aug 9 (UTC)

Is someone linking to us?

Seeing the below and the history of this happening, I wonder if some prankster non-Wikipedia site might be linking to us? It is quite easy to link to our form or (re–)create a form that will submit such entries here. So maybe that's what some prankster has done? This would explain the continued appearance of these requests, because the people submitting their stuff (at the assumed prankster's site) would never even get to read this page and the above disclaimer.

It would be difficult to do, but if this keeps happening, then we could selectively use verbose logging with our web server and thus get the referral URLs for all submissions to this page. That should enable us to check if the said hypothetical prankster site exists.

Or maybe I'm wrong and the folks still submitting these things really are praksters themselves.

Or maybe Hanlon's Razor applies. Ropers 11:45, 26 Aug 2004 (UTC)

I think it probably is a case of Hanlon's Razor. See, for instance, the comments on this blog post about Maury Povich or this one about "Overhaulin'"... --Codeman38 17:18, 1 Sep 2004 (UTC)

they're hilarious. i love them. ✈ James C. 00:15, 2004 Sep 2 (UTC)

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Hi my name is crystal. i would like to have my room made over because my room is never organized at all every thing is mainly like all over the place. I am in a couple of sports basketball, and softball as well and i enjoy them both. What can i say about my self i am mostly quiet unless i know you then i can be very out going and loud. I love to write poems. i would like to turn my room into a more grown up room. so there is not kiddy stuff any more, except for my care bears i can not live with out my care bears. And shane West i am a huge fan of his my dream in life is to meet him personaly. When i moved into the basement my parents made my room and all it is about is them and nothing to do about me at all. Yes i do have a boy friend we have been dating for a while now and we are vary happy with each other. i want to also make my room look a little more romantic as well. samantha, and crystal are like my two best friends . And i could never live with out my cat lucky she is like a person to me. i know i probably sound like a dork but you cna ask any of my friends i need a new room just to chill and also my boy friend will agree wiht you also. And i will be a senior this year and after i graduate i am goign to college and i am so exciting to be graduating.

well i hope this helps you

sincerly yours,

crystal

Hello crystal, I am God. I have decided that you will not be on the show. ✈ James C. 09:35, 2004 Aug 8 (UTC)

I Need help my room is like a torchure chamber!!!

Dear Knock First,

My name is Meghan Bradigan, and I'm 13. I live in Sunbury,PA. Right now i have to share my room with my older sister Kim when she comes home from college. We both kinda have our own likes and dislikes. And we like different music and things like that. We need help getting the room into our own "groove". I would really like a place i could hang out, do my homework, listen to music and when the time comes chill with my boyfriend. My room looks horrible... it hasnt been done since my mom and dad added it on to the house. Its an ugly color blue and the carpet is old and wore-out.I have had to share a room with one of my sisters all my life. I have a mix of things i like in there right now like hourses, stuffed animals, music, awards, and clothes. I'm into dancing, music {most kinds}, clothes/fashion. But my most favorite thing i like doing is dancing because its a way of expressing myself my own indavidual way. I try to go to all of our school dances. Most of the shows i watch are like MTV, VH1, Knock First, and Trading Spaces. My mom and dad dont have the time right now to do it or the money with my sister going to college. If there is anyway possible I would love it if you could come and redo my room. Its in need of some major make-over help. This would be like a dream come true if you could help me with my problem. P.S. please help me!!!

Help needed, Meghan Bradigan

You both seem to be laboring under the misapprehension that what's written on this page might affect who gets chosen for the series. See Wikipedia:Welcome, newcomers to find out what Wikipedia is all about. Basically, all we're doing is describing the show - no-one here (as far as I know) is involved in making it. --ALargeElk | Talk 16:22, 6 Aug 2004 (UTC)

what I find interesting is that this young girl has actually been a moderately productive Wikipedia contributor. More than one of her recent edits are of questionable appropriateness though. ✈ James C. 09:54, 2004 Aug 8 (UTC)

I would like to know why you find torture chamber attributes so undesirable. ✈ James C. 09:36, 2004 Aug 8 (UTC)

Ah well, you know - hourses for courses. Manning 02:32, 9 Aug 2004 (UTC)

Dear Knock First

I haven't been a teenager for a decade. Yes, I know my room is a bloody mess, but please stay away from it. Thanks.

why, you seem like a prime candidate. fear not, Knock First will be there! ✈ James C. 05:20, 2005 Mar 6 (UTC)

Can we redo my room? It looks like ti's missing a celing...

I have a room. JaymzSpyhunter 06:43, 9 June 2006 (UTC)